The turtle
A turtle was passing outside a bar. Chupo chupo the turtle enters the bar, sits on the stool and says to the bartender:
- A double whiskey please.
The bartender looks at her, walks out of the bar, grabs her and taaaaag, throws her out of the shop.
After 3 months the turtle again, tsoupo tsoupo tsoupo tsoupo, enters the bar again, climbs on the stool, looks at the bartender and tells him:
- Now this .... why did you do it ??